Theron: Sometimes little boys get hurt.
Joi: Yes, you're right.
Theron: Etan gets hurt, too! [Etan is actually Ethan, one of my best friend's boys who Theron constantly talks about!]
When talking about his hot pizza:
Theron: Mommy, this isn't hot?
Joi: Well, it's a little hot.
Theron: It's not big hot, mommy.
While getting disciplined:
David: Theron, if you do that I'm going to put you in time out.
Theron: Daddy, YOU go to timeout.
After Theron sneezed:
Theron: Bless you, Daddy.
Theron: Thanks, Daddy.
Theron: You're welcome, Daddy.
When any visitor leaves to go home:
Theron: Bye-bye, [insert name].
Theron: Make sure to tall me when you get home!
Randomly chatting in the morning:
Theron: I like trucks!
Theron: Daddy, you like airplanes!
Theron: Daddy, Papa likes food! [David's dad is known to be a foodie and food forcer--even if you're not hungry! Looks like Theron picked up on that!]
When Theron doesn't get his way:
Theron: You're not coming to my birthday party anymore!
Theron: I'm telling on you! [wonder where he heard that? Haha! The joys of preschool!]